A burglar got into a house one night. Shining
his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice saying,
"Jesus is watching you."
He looked around nervously, shook his head,
and kept looking for valuables. He again heard, "Jesus is
This time, he shone his light all over, and
it rested on a parrot. He asked, "Did you say that?"
The parrot admitted that he had. "I'm
just trying to warn you, is all."
The burglar said, "Warn me, huh? Who
are you? What's your name?"
"Well, what kind of people would name
a parrot 'Moses'?"
The bird answered, "I don't know; I guess
the same folks who would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'".