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Top Ten Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
9. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you send me to.
8. Whew! Guess I left the top off of the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.
7. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
5. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?
4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out margin metrics.
3. The coffee machine is broken.
2. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot!

And the number 1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk,

1. "...in Jesus' name. Amen."

 


 

 

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