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Thoughts For The New Millennium


Does killing time damage eternity?

 

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

 

Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

 

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

 

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

 

How can there be self-help "groups"?

 

If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

 

If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?

 

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

 

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

 

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?

 

Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

 

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

 



 

 

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